Remember that Hughie Lewis song "Hip to be square"? No?

That's because songs about how it is cool to be nice will never become a hit.

This dress proves that square will never be hip. Ouch.

Hughie, babycakes, I didn't mean to sound harsh. I loved "I want a new drug", "Do you believe in love" and "Heart of rock n roll" but "Hip to be square" didn't cut it.