Let's leave behind the leg tattoo, the garter, the knee high boots, the lace glovelets, the lace-back dress with the back fat. Let's leave behind the long read mane on the dude and the $5 sunglasses. Let's not talk about the big back bow on the dress, the fact that everything is hiked up like she is selling her pooty-pay at a discount. We can even ignore the dude in the nearbackground that is wearing jeans to a wedding. I don't want to talk about any of those things.

I want to talk about that groom's tapered leg pants. Those are pretty sweet.