I can't believe that this dress did not win the pucker contest! Perhaps the people at pucker fear the wiccan spells that would be cast upon them if they voted this the worst bridesmaids dress ever.

Perhaps, the looked in disbelief. They did not truly believe that this was actually a bridesmaids dress.

I believe it was because I know that some folks have fucked up weddings.

Please don't curse me. I have enough problems.